I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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