ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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