What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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