but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
i think im in europe. pls send help
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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