Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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