Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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