Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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