I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
