Can Purell be used as lube?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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