Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
