at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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