dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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