My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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