its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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