I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
you guys were way drunker than both of me
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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