Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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