I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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