it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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