Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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