I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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