kristin has been a bad kristin
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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