nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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