if you like me you must not know who I am
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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