It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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