Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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