doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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