You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
i need some magic done to my vagina
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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