everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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