Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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