how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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