Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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