Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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