...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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