if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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