Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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