You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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