I hate your face
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
we're making bets on your personal life
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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