Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry getnaked6969 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(586): View more from Michigan

But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance

(1-586): View more from Michigan

Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer

Fav 1 1387 1015
share tweet
(949): View more from California

either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating

Fav 6 3272 839
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(+44): View more from United Kingdom

you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.

Fav 5 3819 1153
share tweet
(757): View more from Virginia

He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat

Fav 7 3194 1222
share tweet
(513): View more from Ohio

I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.

Fav 4 1055 2031
share tweet
(972): View more from Texas

also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.

Fav 0 810 595
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Explain the King Dong next to my face.

Fav 2 639 421
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(641): View more from Iowa

If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)

Fav 0 35 11
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(218): View more from Minnesota

I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!

Fav 0 13 40
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT