"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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