walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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