Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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