How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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