found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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