her vagine was all disorganized.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He passed out mid-signature
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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