what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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