East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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