do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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