as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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