he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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