I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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