this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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