I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We left an ass print on the piano.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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