no. you can't hotbox the world.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Randomize
